This is too hard. help me, this exact puzzle has tortured me from game to game for 6.8 years of my life (the pattern)

For example with a 240 Hz monitor the game runs so fast it's hard to control the player. Setting it down to 60 Hz in dis...

because the ost is fire (especially the "level 2" loop and the final boss music)

I entered the room while carrying pink ink, saw I couldn't pick it up, then dropped off the pink ink at the printer. But...

On Saturday, I entered the building and rang the bell, which somehow teleported me behind the counter. When I walked to...

Wow, great game! Much more in depth than I expected, for a webcomic April fools joke! I completed the game with three aw...